Found a forum discussing the world’s dumbest hacker and I believe you have to agree, the guy really is the world’s dumbest hacker. Below is a copy of the post made in the forum:
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This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel. The original can be found here: http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm
The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.
quote:
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] why do you kick me
[bitchchecker] can’t you discus normally
[bitchchecker] answer!
[Elch] we didn’t kick you
[Elch] you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
[bitchchecker] what ping man
[bitchchecker] the timing of my pc is right
[bitchchecker] i even have dst
[bitchchecker] you banned me
[bitchchecker] amit it you son of a bitch
[HopperHunter|afk] LOL
[HopperHunter|afk] shit you’re stupid, DST^^
[bitchchecker] shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
[bitchchecker] for two weaks already
[bitchchecker] when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
[Elch] You’re a real computer expert
[bitchchecker] shut up i hack you
[Elch] ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
[bitchchecker] tell me your network number man then you’re dead
[Elch] Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1
[Elch] yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
[bitchchecker] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
[Elch] Now I’m frightened
[bitchchecker] shut up you’ll be gone
[bitchchecker] i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
[bitchchecker] say goodbye
[Elch] to whom?
[bitchchecker] to you man
[bitchchecker] buy buy
[Elch] I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
quote:
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
[Metanot] lol
[Elch] bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
[bitchchecker] you’re so stupid man
[bitchchecker] say buy buy
[Metanot] ah, [Please control your cussing] off
[bitchchecker] buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch
[Metanot] bitchchecker how old are you?
[Elch] What’s up bitchchecker?
[bitchchecker] you have a frie wal
[bitchchecker] fire wall
[Elch] maybe, i don’t know
[bitchchecker] i’m 26
[Metanot] such behaviour with 26?
[Elch] how did you find out that I have a firewall?
[Metanot] tststs this is not very nice missy
[bitchchecker] because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
[bitchchecker] be a man turn that shit off
[Elch] cool, didn’t know this was possible.
[bitchchecker] thn my virus destroys your pc man
[Metanot] are you hacking yourselves?
[Elch] yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
[Metanot] he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
[bitchchecker] yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
[Metanot] what firewall do you have?
[bitchchecker] like a girl
[Metanot] firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
[He] Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
[bitchchecker] turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
[Elch] Noo
[Metanot] he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
[bitchchecker] you’re afraid
[bitchchecker] i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
[bitchchecker] elch turn off your shit wall!
[Metanot] i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
[bitchchecker] shut up
[Metanot] lol
[bitchchecker] my grandma surfs with fire wall
[bitchchecker] and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.
quote:
[Elch] bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
[Metanot] bitchhacker can’t hack
[Black] nice play on words ^^
[bitchchecker] wort man
[Elch] bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
[Metanot] how many times again he is no hacker
[bitchchecker] man do you want a virus
[bitchchecker] tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
[Metanot] lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
[Elch] 127.0.0.1
[Elch] it’s easy
[bitchchecker] lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
[bitchchecker] and are the first files being deleted
[Elch] mom…
[Elch] i’ll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
quote:
[bitchchecker] don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
[Elch] that’s bad
[bitchchecker] elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
[Elch] yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
[bitchchecker] and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
quote:
[bitchchecker] tupac rules
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….
Or isn’t it happening on my computer?
quote:
[bitchchecker] and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
[He] why doesn’t meta say anything
[Elch] he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
[Black] ^^
[bitchchecker] your d: is gone
[He] go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
quote:
[bitchchecker] elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
[bitchchecker] i’m already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?
quote:
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.
*** End ***
Geez, this guy is indeed the world’s dumbest hacker!!!
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September 14th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Very smart hacker…..!!!!! lolz!
September 14th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
That made my day. Reaaaaaally funny.
September 14th, 2006 at 11:10 pm
LOL! Good one Mike! love it
Thanks for sharing.
September 15th, 2006 at 6:54 am
hahahha this is hilarious!
September 15th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
really funny!!!
wahahahahahahahahaha!!!
im really not into jokes.. but this one is
really COOL..
im laughing my heart out
September 15th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
LOL
Thanks for sharing
September 19th, 2006 at 9:04 am
Poor moronic idiot hacked his own computer! What an ass. hahahaha
September 20th, 2006 at 11:47 am
hmmmm i wanna be like him
bwehehehehe nice 1 mike
September 22nd, 2006 at 9:54 pm
If there’s a word worse than dumb, it’s still not enough to describe this guy. Any idiot knows that 127.0.0.1 is a friggin loopback address.
I’m sure he’s still bawling his eyes out as we speak. Hot Damn!!! It should be a crime to be this stupid, don’t you think.
October 14th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
Omg , that was a freaking dumb hacker . The suptitel matches to the facts , that he is the worlds dumbest hacker . * Woot *
October 15th, 2006 at 2:49 am
I’d love to meet this guy…. What a twat… First of all he’s probably been given it by someone who knows what they were doing, was probably only about 15years old, and absoloutly had no clue as to how hacking or networking works… Getting Ip’s is one of the easiest tasks anyone can do (once you know how)
He’s fortunate on the other hand to have only fucked his own pc up.. Letting someone that dumm hack around the web is dangerous… lol
Nice find!!
October 19th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Obviously fake, but still funny.
October 21st, 2006 at 4:07 am
Perfect man ahhahahah!
October 21st, 2006 at 8:52 am
HAHA whos IP did u use in the story? u should of used like…myspace (216.178.32.137) or…google (72.14.203.104) or this sites IP :P(69.57.158.57)
October 22nd, 2006 at 5:01 am
dyoung,
127.0.0.1 is what’s known as a loopback address. It’ll essentially send you back to your own PC, which is why this story works so well. Bitchchecker deleted everything off his on computer without realising.
October 22nd, 2006 at 10:29 am
There’s a cartoon about that: http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010523
October 24th, 2006 at 3:37 am
I know nothing about computer programming etc but that is so funny it all goes way over my head but that guy is such an idiot! Thank god for people who know what they are doing!
October 24th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Haha, I did a simmilar thing when a friend wanted to hack me using Limewire.
October 25th, 2006 at 3:22 am
Nice lol :wub:
October 25th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Very very funny!!! seriously i loved each and every one word on this page…….i am sure that dumb hacker is just a kid!!!
October 26th, 2006 at 2:24 am
That was very funny! Made my day… What an idiot!
October 27th, 2006 at 5:09 am
hahahhaa made my day
stupid bitchhecker =)))
October 28th, 2006 at 5:44 am
I met a guy like that once… after a while when he STILL hadnøt hacked my computer he said he didn’t want to waste his time on an idiot like me..
Well..right back at ya, on that one!!
he gave up much quicker that that though… boring..hehe
October 30th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
it only all that wish to “hack” would be like him
though that would put symantic out of business
think of all the clock cycle we could save
October 30th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
sorry please read if for it Doh!
November 2nd, 2006 at 1:11 am
This kid is so stupid, I have a hard time believing that this actually happened…but I recall what Einstein said when someone asked him the difference between genius and stupidity.
His answer? “Genius has limits.”
November 2nd, 2006 at 3:44 am
That’s hilarious! I can’t believe anyone would be that stupid to delete their own hard drive!
November 2nd, 2006 at 5:01 am
OMG YOU are so dead, mother F*UCK!!!
I got some html lessons, and ohhhhh, you are in for it! Gimme your IP.
November 2nd, 2006 at 5:03 am
OMG hes back, lol. oh no. u better look out.
November 2nd, 2006 at 2:57 pm
I,
Be careful not to tell him that your IP is 127.0.0.1
He might actually hack you this time
November 4th, 2006 at 6:17 am
WTF?!?!? this guy is dumb, i knew wat 127.0.0.1 was when i was 10, and im 12 now.
oh, by the way, check out my website, at C:\Website! lol.
November 5th, 2006 at 12:20 am
hahaha, what a dumbass
November 5th, 2006 at 6:27 am
how smart is he deleting stuff from 127.0.0.1 ???
does he know thats HIS address!?!?!?!?!?!?!
November 5th, 2006 at 9:52 am
I’m Paul R Nelson and i approve of this story.
November 5th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN!.. hahahahhaa
made my day…. good wrk!
November 6th, 2006 at 2:56 am
What an insanely dumb hacker. I knew this when i startet in kindergarden.
November 6th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Haaahaaa!! Nice!
November 10th, 2006 at 7:01 am
it was a little too long, but non-edited real conversation is worth being lengthy ^_^
and yeah it was pretty funny, worth being long, it didnt get boring like most long jokes
November 12th, 2006 at 6:02 am
haha bill gates is dumb he cant spell started ….and bill gates was a drop out…soo…uhh? yea
November 14th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
wata hacker lolozzz!!!!!!
November 22nd, 2006 at 6:15 am
does he not know he has to use a duplexor crossed with an anti matter streamer in conjuntion with a particle accelerator to anble him to get through a fire wall tsk tsk tsk even i know that
November 25th, 2006 at 1:06 am
Wow, i’m 13 and i already know about the 127.0.0.1 IP Loop Address, man that guy is dumb.
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:56 am
What a dumb f**k. I ain’t no super hacker but man the dude deleted his own system trying to be a smartass. Funniest thing I’ve heard for like light years. Thanks guys and gals for the laugh.
December 4th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
RichC, lightyears is a measure of distance not time. Anyways this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Thanks so much for the great laugh.
January 9th, 2007 at 6:05 am
LMAO That is so funny now that’s something you don’t see everyday some HAx0r n00b destroying his own comp.
January 11th, 2007 at 8:13 am
WOW. That made my day. Who says computers and networking, socially or physically, need to be boring ..
Nice work ..
January 23rd, 2007 at 1:39 am
LoL I most learn from the master bitchchecker pmsl
January 26th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Waittasec… isn’t 127.0.0.1 LOCALHOST?!
Before hacking things I think he must leard a little basic networking. Hehehehe.
February 25th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
This truly made my day. It had been long since I had a hard laugh. Thank you so much!! ROTFL!
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:15 pm
But since he said YOU have a firewall and he was trying to hack himself. And he called elch a girl for having one. That he was infact the one hiding behind a firewall? Whos the girl?
March 19th, 2007 at 8:24 am
*cough*. Dumbass.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
I’m screwed.
Guys, I’m sure you won’t believe me but my PC has the same IP address as you have!!! 127.0.0.1
I’m terrified. I already checked and I have no E: F: and G: at all.
As precaution I had set up a website at http://localost:80 and I uploaded all my files so they are safe hopefully.
I think for personal safety I will upload my cat and dog as well.
I also would like to ask u guys to help me hiding my personal information and remember my PIN code so I can delete my pincode.txt form my c:
My PIN is 1432.
cheers,
Name(required)
May 19th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Lmao! I am by no means good enough to call myself a ‘hacker’ but even I knew where this was going right from the start. 127.0.0.1. . . . HA!!! Good one. Can’t believe he fell for it.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:07 am
wtf! that guy is an idiot! holy s*** 127.0.0.1 !!! ROTFLMAO!
________________________-
“There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″
xD
June 5th, 2007 at 9:02 am
This is so funny - he was all thinking he was deleting the other guy’s hard drive then - beeooppp - - what the hell happened to my computer? der…
June 5th, 2007 at 9:10 am
I’ll get you someday, Elch! Someday (shakes fist).
June 6th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
This is totally hillarious, that hacker is soo dumb, i met an 8 year old who knows that 127.0.0.1 is loopback adress,
LOOOOL
that totally made my day!!!
July 14th, 2007 at 4:31 am
ROFL…….
July 15th, 2007 at 8:07 am
that guy was pretty dumb gosh this is like a hackers haven could someone pleeeeeaase teach me so stuff my email is neetchu@yahoo.com thanx
July 15th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
PUSANG IRING!!!!
July 18th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
ahahahhahaha
If Bitchchecker is a real hacker, then I’m the president of England. LOL
ahahahahha
DST, 127.0.0.1… those really were very very funny…
what a stupid man.. I can’t believe this shit!!!
Bitchchecker = big asshole, indeed!!!!
Guys, be careful with hackers like that moron!!
thanks for sharing that ridiculous, yet amazing story!!!
July 19th, 2007 at 10:29 am
i want to be agreat hacker with the help of blackcode.com
August 6th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
OMG!, Do people like this really exist? And he’s 26? Double OMG!
I burst out laughing!
127.0.0.1? LOL!
September 17th, 2007 at 5:19 am
nice, very funny story =)
November 19th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Just for your enlightenment: This is originaly from a german anti-Hip-Hop website:
http://www.stophiphop.com/news/184.html
They also sell T-shirts with “I hacked 127.0.0.1″ on them.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:09 am
wow that’s cool! didn’t know that the original was german. thanks for the info!
November 20th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
nice one
:D 
thx >:D
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:03 am
go rip some content… submit to stumbleupon where you found it… instant cool
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:01 am
This joke has been around for centuries.
November 25th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Took me a while to ready but twas worth it! nice one cheers for sharing (Y)
November 28th, 2007 at 11:06 am
…rofl…rofl…rofl..
he didnt even port scan you:( you should of asked him stuff about linux or any other type of os’s
November 30th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Bitchchecker must have been referring to his Golfing Skills.
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:54 am
That was pretty good, the idiocy of other people some times astounds me. I’m gonna remember that one for any future self proclaimed 1337 h4×0r5.
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:37 pm
sad b;tchhacker. even in the end he didn’t get it. hahaha! LOL
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:39 am
the original story was in German, taken from a german metal chat.
also, its old as ass (but still funny)
link for the original source (in GERMAN): http://www.stophiphop.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=184
December 27th, 2007 at 5:57 am
bitchchecker, my port numbr 6653689909 is waiting for you:P
December 27th, 2007 at 11:46 am
LOL! That is so funny! What the hell… Retarded hacker
December 28th, 2007 at 7:16 am
:S if every hacker(cracker) would be that stupid we wouldn’t have any problems with internet
December 29th, 2007 at 9:39 am
wow. I stumbled this. this hacker sounds like me! XD I don’t hack others, nor would I ever (unless they were total jackasses). I’m a wanna be hacker. xD perhaps I should learn. o_o
December 30th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
wow even a retard knows thats your LAN ip
December 30th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
I had a similar experience with someone claiming to be a hacker in mirc, i got his IP address and set-up a batch file pinging it then told him i was looking at all his files, to verify this i told him his network icon would be going crazy, he promptly quit.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 am
Hehehe, so funny! But be prepared, he is going online again
January 9th, 2008 at 4:54 am
**slaps forehead**
January 13th, 2008 at 9:47 am
hope don’t get put in charge of da red button he my delete is own country
January 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am
lmfao. i love this one. i cannot believe what a toxic twat thig guy is , im female build computers lol and even i no that was a loop back ip dumb ass you just deleted your own shit hahahhahahha ….. 26 wow. probably sitll lives with mummmy lol and datty. and has a 486 puter in basement lmfao. get a life looser its 2008 .. get a new puter and some new software and a new hacker manual weve come along way you no. technolagie lmfao.. sorry for the spelling hahah ok im out . blessed be from all us witches..
January 26th, 2008 at 7:40 am
OMG this was tooo funny … gimmeee ur ip looooooooool what planet is he from geeeeeeeez looooooooooooool ..thank you for the giggle…
March 30th, 2008 at 3:53 am
zomg! TFF! give them ip and take down FW they send you an email! He couldnt hack his way out of wet paper bag let alone into anything… i bet his pc still smoking! roflol
June 10th, 2008 at 2:11 am
lol all u nubs are gonna get hacked now im logging everyone who posts negavtive sh1t against me!! ur all gonna get ur harddrives delated!!! LOOOL!!!
June 12th, 2008 at 3:23 am
yeah.. that was great!
June 28th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I lol’d, that’s great.
June 29th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
HAHAHAH awesome totally awesome he should have realised it after his comp crashed twice